A man had just finished reading a new book entitled, "You Can Be The Man
Of Your House."
He stormed into his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you
need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You
will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my
meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are
going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I
want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will
massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me
and comb my hair?"
The wife replied, "The f****n' funeral director, would be my first
guess."
ROFL =D
:queen:
The man of the house
:laughing5:
Excellent response!
Excellent response!
The difference between successful people from others is
not in the lack of strength,
not in the lack of knowledge,
but rather in the lack of will.
FFE466
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not in the lack of strength,
not in the lack of knowledge,
but rather in the lack of will.
FFE466
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