My Explosion on vent

[DW_Bomzin]

o a toastmaster how yummy , did u know that Toastmaster was the first toaster to introduce the first 3 slice toaster .

[DW_Bomzin]

Actually the reason Damnidge like toasters is because they do poptarts

[DW_KarmaKat]

Alas...my ToastMaster is of the two slice variety, but is still a marvel of the industrial age!

MmmMmmmm....cinnamon brown sugar PopTarts.....HUNGRY!!!
Better living through Chemistry!

KKat

[DW_Snaggle]

I like toasters

Better living through chemistry

Coincidence? I think not!

Snaggle

[DW_Wraith]

Such an enlightening history of toasters Bomzin. I learned something new. Surely your talents are wasted in our clan. We are not worthy..... :notworthy:

Time to break out the toaster and make a snack!

[DW_Bomzin]

So I wonder if monsto is coming back , If you read this , this was all in fun . If you get it and can laugh about all this and say WTF they didn't mean any harm . Pop on in .

If all this did was piss you off more , then you can't take a joke and wouldn't last long around here anyhow . We are all grown adults with a warped sense of humor .

Either way catch u later puckerbutt.

[Damnidge]

i marvel at my ability to create such a reaction. i am one to be worshiped by many... i should be known as... dun dUN DUN! randomman!

KK, in reply to your original post, Bomzin came quite close with his guess on why I like them. I have always had a love of toasters. My history is not as profound as Bomzin's *cough*ripoff*cough* of toaster history, (see: http://www.bergen.org/AAST/Projects/Eng ... story.html ) however, it does have to do with my past.

My wonderful mommy would make feces and I a special treat for school when we were feeling kinda down, or stressed, or otherwise somber...

it was the toaster strudel. what a wonderful, yummy invention. A crispy, flaky confection, that allowed you to massage a small packet of frosting in between your fingers, and then drizzle it all over a very hot surface...

BUT WAIT! - many of you are excited, I know, but remember... I am talking about a strudel, remember? you pervs...

Today, in my present life, it is the one tool - the ever-powerful vehicle of heat - to take my home style bulk-purchased costco eggos - to their slightly overcooked and crunchy state, to which I am hopelessly addicted...

I have said too much...

i like toasters

[DW_KarmaKat]

I have said too much...

i like toasters

On the contrary....just enough...feline curiosity sated.... ::purrrrrr::

MmmMm....warm toaster manna..... (I like 'em too!)

KKat

[DW_e_aLpHa]

- Even I , do recall of having one of this so called Toasters .. many many years ago , but since then I have not seen or been close to one of this - .. On the other hand Im gonna have to try those eggo food like things -

[DW_Bomzin]

Silly me I had forgotten all about the mighty eggo. May have to look into that.h