Thanks . . but Jimmy's not a dentist
Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 8:19 pm
I’m trying to take my mind off of Weasel so I’ve been randomly clicking around this site. Maybe, after all this time, if I formally introduce myself it will distract me just a bit…
I’ve been here for about six months now. And still I get questioned as to whether or not I am a dentist.
I am not.
When I was a younger and more foolish man I would occasionally frequent the “gentleman’s clubs” around bflo. Sometimes we’d head north of the border to take in the “Canadian Ballet“.
I was smart enough (or embarrassed enough) to never use my real name. If ever anybody asked, I’d always say “my name is Jimmy”.
A friend suggested that to make my ruse more plausible I’d need an occupation. Something interesting so as to extend any conversation with a lady.
My cover line then became: “Hi. My name is Jimmy. I’m a dentist”.
I’ve been JimmyTheDentist to my closest friends for more than twenty years.
I truly hope all is well in your worlds!
Martin
I’ve been here for about six months now. And still I get questioned as to whether or not I am a dentist.
I am not.
When I was a younger and more foolish man I would occasionally frequent the “gentleman’s clubs” around bflo. Sometimes we’d head north of the border to take in the “Canadian Ballet“.
I was smart enough (or embarrassed enough) to never use my real name. If ever anybody asked, I’d always say “my name is Jimmy”.
A friend suggested that to make my ruse more plausible I’d need an occupation. Something interesting so as to extend any conversation with a lady.
My cover line then became: “Hi. My name is Jimmy. I’m a dentist”.
I’ve been JimmyTheDentist to my closest friends for more than twenty years.
I truly hope all is well in your worlds!
Martin
