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I don't know how they wrote this with a straight face...

This apparently was a real memo sent out by a computer company to its employees in all seriousness It went to all field engineers about a computer peripheral problem The author of this memo was quite genuine.

The engineers rolled on the floor!

Especially note the last couple of sentences.

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.

Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.

Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

Lol....

:bigsmurf:

That is a hilarious, but there is no way this could have been a serious mission statement for a company's mouse balls procedures. :cheers:

Thats great, I may have to email that round my site here and see what comments come back lol :blackeye:

that cant b serious, no person in the rite mind could ever send that out w/o getting paid or being dared....or possibly drunk or high. hahahh. HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII STORM=).

I've done a lot of mosue ball replacements in my life. Never experienced a sudden discharge...

My wife keeps mine......So I must have permission to get my mouse balls :tongue3:

Stormgirl wrote: If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).

Geez..they just now found out mice are available in fields?

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls.

Obviously those Domestic balls are made in Texas!

Ball removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.
Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method.
Domestic balls are replaced by using the twist off method.

One word....OW!

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately

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Bryan....TMI

It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction.

Now there's an idea! :angel12:
(as long as they're attached to somethin' tall, dark and handsome!)

Any customer missing his balls should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing these necessary items.

Is there a yellow pages listing for mouse balls??

Please keep in mind that a customer without properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

Yar...they're really blue....

Apologies, Storm...my naughty side couldn't resist!! True memo or not...had me and numerous folks laughing so hard...I got the hiccups! :drunken:

KKat

Sounds like karma has alot of experiance fiddiling with balls. Maybe thats why she drinks so much.