99 Bottles of Beer

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Zax_Gentoo_Box
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Call this freaky. Me and Bob were doing an IQ test at school. You know the one, the one that goes 7 D in a W. 7 Days in a Week, right? Well, we were stumped. So Bob started saying 99 and I started singing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall, not taking it seriously. I was right. Am I like, phychic or something? Anyway, we got 17 right, so between the both of us, we're Very Intelligent. However, when the teacher showed us the right answer I said to Bob, "It takes REAL intelligence to cheat on an IQ test." So we copied down 3 answers and now we're geniuses. Just call me Socrates. Or Buddha. Or some guy who makes desk calenders with wise quotes on them. :cheers: Ima Genius!
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